one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
i cant believe sex happens in real life
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

