tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

dangergays:

imagine the shyest boy you know

that boy has a penis

that sometimes gets erect

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

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